Kegs and Eggs - Party 'til breakfast

when i start to get too drunk and realize i’ve lost my dignity…

patheticlifestory:

When girls tell me their favorite football team is the Patriots because they think Tom Brady is so hot

howtobealandshark:

When someone asks if I’m hungry

whatshouldwecallme:

When the guy from the bar tries to sleep over

whatshouldwecallme:

When someone asks what I’m thinking about

whatshouldwecallme:

I’m like,

Ben - No, we are no longer together. #singleladyswag

Mere - Yes, totally and 100%. It’s on the internet, I can’t take it back!

It’s official!

I have officially decided to become Jewish! I’m really really super excited.

For anyone who is interested (which is going to be only Allison Shaw) I have created a tumblr where I plan to track the very long process of becoming a chosen person. It probably won’t last very long (the tumblr) because I’m really bad at these things, but I think it would be cool if I actually did it..

Anyway.

shiksetoshalom.tumblr.com

If anyone has any better ideas for a name I’m more than willing to consider them.

Also, shikse means a non-Jewish woman, more or less.